First World Mom Problems

Recently, I saw a post titled "First World Problems."It was kind of funny, but it made me think about how many stupid things we complain about or insult others about, so I came up with my own list. Expect more to come.

Top 10 First World Mom Problems

1.On the ½ mile drive to the park, the person in front of me paused three seconds before going after the light turned green.
2.I can’t decide whether to heat up the frozen lasagna or go out for dinner.
3.I have a closet full of clothes and ten pairs of shoes, but I can’t decide what to wear to Wal-Mart.
4.My kids are bugging me because the satellite went out and they don’t know what to do.
5.When I got home from the grocery store, I screamed because birds had crapped all over the driveway.
6.My neighbor put gnomes in her flowerbed.
7.When I was checking out at the grocery store, the clerk actually sighed when she saw my two carts full of groceries.
8.I had to wait in line at the ATM because the idiot in front of me didn’t pull up close enough and had to get out of his car to complete his withdrawal.
9.I’m tired of my kids taking so long to decide what shoes to wear.
10.My son made me late for work because he took 10 minutes to find his blue Transformer when it was mixed in with his collection of 500 Hotwheels cars all along.